1: Ultra-enlightened shiny stone guru Joris Coulomb airdropped a photo of Hare Krishna to Fathead which left Fathead wondering why all weekend. Why he chose him? Was he implying something? Did Fathead need help? Do we all need help?
2: Californian dream Dennis Enarson did the world’s greatest flip whip. A move that went so close to the judges’ faces that Markus Wilke had to rearrange his hair and relight his cigarette. Not sure if this is true but we heard that Joe Rich even marked him down. Just another example of how crazy shit got and how blurred memories became.
3: UK northern street mainstay, Dan Cox, made a special celebrity appearance and was found heckling BMX progression from behind his spectacles late on into the night at a well known nightclub in town. Dan’s brother Joe didn’t turn up as he is currently putting the finishing touches to Voices 3D, which is ‘apparently’ filmed entirely on an iPhone4.
4: The classic British art of Bingo was used last year to decide in what order everyone rode the contest, but this time we saw the introduction of Hook-A-Duck, with everyone’s (well a few people’s) favourite landlord. If you know hook-a-duck then imagine hook-a-duck but with beer, and riders who are not from Hastings (or even the same country) and have never even seen a plastic duck being hooked, and who also had no clue as to what was going on.
5: Another highlight of the weekend was local UK street legend, DIG Alumni, and Vegan warlord Dan Price who decided to drop the world’s longest poem on stage at this year’s first UK hosted Nora Cup. All jokes aside it was a moment to truly savour. Talking of Nora Cup speeches, did we hear a sniffle from BMX’s toughest man?
6: Professional smiler Broc Raiford went full beast mode and did things on a bike that no human should, like pegs up to hard 3 over to feeble. His ability to alley-oop out of things and somehow understand where he is going to land on his pegs is beyond our comprehension. Maybe this is the reason that he’s apparently so happy all the time?
7: This year saw a very special ‘Legends’ group invited to Battle Of Hastings and this time we don’t mean the judges. It included none other than Van Homan, Garrett Byrnes, Chris Doyle and Mike Escamilla. After attempting a crazy nosepick out of the bowl, Rooftop did the ultimate mic-drop and declared his retirement from contest riding to the crowd. Good job they didn’t qualify then…
8: Watching our ‘talk-fest for hire’ Fathead conduct his No Donuts interviews at Nora Cup was like watching Oliver Reed in the final stages of his life. A man who had been talking for hours and hours over livestream, then had to talk for hours and hours in interviews and then even present an award. Just think, he went home the next day and did a shift of window cleaning… and no doubt some more talking.
9: The usual post-contest evening entertainment was on hand with many typical BMX pastimes being enjoyed. The winner of the whole weekend had to be a certain ramp rider who thought it would be a wise move to drive around Hastings, smoking doobie sticks with a toddler-sized lump of the Devil’s lettuce in his glovebox. “Rudeboiiii”. His subsequent night in the cells was not the type of after-party he was hoping for.
10: In the contest melee, BMX’s once most hated man, BSD’s Grant Smith, spotted Chris Doyle’s name tattoo’d on a fan’s leg in the crowd. Delighted, Chris posed for a photo next to said tattoo. Unfortunately it was for a completely different Doyle and the ever mischievous Mr Smith had told a tale taller than the seat post on the bike the D-Man had borrowed to ride the contest.
