Who Dis? - Jordan Godwin

11 questions aimed to confuse Jordan Godwin

23 Mar 2017

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Jordans most prized possession is the ability to hard 360 out of anything.

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Jordan has a sense of humor alright. Which is completely normal because he lives in Wales and everything's funny in Wales even if some of you might not know where it is. Seriously though, I love Wales, and - seriously - it is funny . The following questions and answers may not enlighten you to what Jordan is all about or help you work up to taming the hard 540, but that's not the point now - is it?

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Looking at a street sign and wondering why it has so many letters.

A MILKY BREW OR A BIT OF BLUE?

Milky brew because I don't know what a bit of blue is.

10 PACK OF TWIRLS OR A GIANT DAIRY MILK BAR?

Giant Dairy Milk bar. Twirls are all flakey and make a mess.

JACKET OR COAT?

Who's coat is that jacket? 

1997 OR 2017?

Diana the Princess of Wales died in 1997 so that can't have been a good year it will have to be 2K17.  

GOOSENECK OR TURTLE RETRACTION NECK? 

SPIN TECH GOOSE NECK but I would like to find out what the turtle retraction neck is it sounds fun. 

PULL UP BAR OR PULL OUT KEYBOARD?

Ummm, sit down wheelie?

MOUSE MAT OF SWANSEA OR TRANS MATT BROWN IN NEWPORT? 

FFS I can't answer that.

BOOZE BEFORE A CONTEST OR CONTEST BEFORE BOOZE?

Booze before you booze then go to the boozer after the contest (but be sober for the contest if you're participating in it safety first)

INSTAGRAM BANGER OR BABYLAMB HAMMER?

Just because I'm Welsh don't mean you can bring an innocent lamb into this 

SAUSAGE, CHEESE AND BEAN OR CLASSIC CORNISH? 

Right now it's gotta be the sausage cheese and bean, honestly it's amazing!

9-5 OR 5-9?

Ride bikes - have fun - it's good for you.

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Watch Jordan's video part on the new Foundation DVD. Available here.